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Yes! It was a good holiday. My wife and I had a very good time. Then, his friend looked at him worryingly, "What happened, where is your other leg? "

Oh, he replied casually, "The holiday was half board that's why!"

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"Will I die?" She asks.

God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."

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"So, what happened?"

God shrugs, "I didn't recognize you."

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