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韓Sir 資深英語教師
又到聖誕！在網上看到不少有關聖誕的笑話，說幾個給您聽，順祝大家聖誕快樂！
（一）Doctor, Doctor, I'm scared of Father Christmas.
Doctor : You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Claus-trophobia:對聖誕老人有恐懼
聖誕老人的名字是Santa Claus， “claustrophobia” 是幽閉恐怖症。笑話把 “claustrophobia” 內的 Claus 和 trophobia 拆開，造成的效果便是對聖誕老人有恐懼 (phobia) 了。
（二）An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $500 bill. Which one picked it up ?
Santa ! The other two don't exist !
笑話拿政治家和律師來開玩笑，也頗發人深省。如今世上究竟可有誠實的政治家、仁慈的律師和聖誕老人，則悉聽尊便了。
（三）What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas card ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
No-L與 Noel (聖誕節) 同音
只有25個字母？原來沒有了 ‘L’： No-L ! 與 Noel (聖誕節) 同音。
想多笑一笑？試猜猜下列笑話的答案：
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
Did you have grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
What's a hairdresser's favourite Christmas song ?
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
What did Dracula say at Christmas ?
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners ?
Key to a good laugh :
1.It's Christmas, Eve !
2.The turkey – he's always stuffed !
3.No, we had turkey.
4.Snowballs !
5.“ O comb all ye faithful.”
6.A snowball !
7.Fancy a bite ?
8.“Rude” -olph !
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